Cockeyed

Alternative forms

 * cock-eyed (esp. UK)

Adjective

 * 1) 🇺🇸 Having both eyes oriented inward.
 * 2) 🇺🇸 Crooked or askew.
 * 3) 🇺🇸 Absurd, silly, or stupid; usually used in reference to ideas rather than people.
 * I'm not going to go along with your cockeyed plot.

Thesaurus
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